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The Celebration of two fools of April

"So ya about ready to head to the Maison, clone? S'pose we're pretty much wrapped up here, far as I can tell."

George is countin' the extra cash outta the register, makin' sure we've not got too much to leave in there for the night. Not only is it April Fool's Day, but a lotta o' the world knows it's our birthdays as well, and that there's no way in ruddy London we're gonna be around to watch the WWW tonight. So yeah, don't wanna make things too invitin' for the criminal sorts who might wanna make us the April fools. We're skivin' off early, the two of us, to head up to the Maison and make sure everything is right and proper brill for the festivities tonight. This means we're leavin' the kids to close up shop.

I look over at Miles. "Got that ward spell down for the front door lock-up at closing, Kilos?"

"Got it, Fred," he answers.

“Make sure you give yourself plenty o’ time to suit up before ya come by. Want you b-movied up proper-like!”

"Yeah, otherwise ya don't get your own snifter of the very special, made by us, 'staff-only' birthday punch," I remind 'em.

“Now, we gotta get goin,” Georgie says, closin’ up the register. “We got some outlandish and extravagant costumes to squeeze into!”

"And when ya see the trousers on mine," I admit, "you'll know what George is talkin' about! Till we see you next, ladies and gents! Tata!"

Geordie and I head out the door and down the Alley till we get to our Apparition point. Moments later, we're storming the doors of the Maison, obviously interrupting a heated discussion between Packlesby and Trudes at the front desk. Well, Trudes is heated, anyway.

“One second, Packlesby, is a big deal! What if she’d been the Minister? What if she’d been an auror? Have our license quicker than you could get a cushioning under us to break out fall, that’s for sure, you half-wit! Why they keep you on, I’ve no clue, but you can guess I’m going to be talking to them about cutting your pay yet again!”

"Hallo, and what's this? Another good day in the neighbourhood?" I ask Trudes..

“This meatloaf brain got a cushion-charm one second too late and some lady slipped on goo almost bruised ‘er tailbone! It’s a good thing Michelson’s good at healin’ and I could smooth it all over she wasn’t gonna sue us!”

"Meatloaf brain? Hmm, good idea, we'll have to look into that, won't we, clone?" I say thoughtfully, if I might say so myself. "That's why we pay ya the big bucks, Trudes, so we don't have to pay 'em out in lawsuits! Nice goin'!" I take a deep breath and look around the entrance lobby. "Alright then, anybody ready to partay?"

He isn’t,” she says, thrustin’ ‘er finger toward the shruggin’ miscreant. “He’s going home and practicing his reflex-time or else,” she finishes, turnin’ her firey eyes on him.

“Yeah…don’t get any love,” he says with a shrug and slouches off toward the stairs to the staffrooms.

“Honest, you two, if I have to clean up one more o’ that shit-wad’s messes…when are you gonna get a manager for this place?”

"Soon, Trudes, it'll be soon, we promise ya." I try to be soothing, I really do. "We'll make sure and find somebody it'll be easy to work with too, alright?"

She grumbles something and heads up the stairs as George calls up to ‘er, “But no work tonight, you got it? It’s all fun and games! Don’t worry none about responsibilities and lawsuits and whatnot.”

"Nice try, Geordie. Hey, we did what we could, eh? But enough of that drivel, we've got a party to set up for! Where we startin', and with what?"

“Figure we split it up into rooms,” he says, fanning his hand in the air in front of us in his visionary way. “One room’d be the muck-monster’s swamp. Figure that’s best in the lobby, since we got the recreation of the Hogwarts Swamp there. Then we got the mad scientist’s evil laboratory in another room, prob’ly the lafeteria with loads o’ beakers and whatnot. Then tin-can spaceship in another…whaddya think?”

"Sounds good to me," I tell 'im. "Everybody's gotta sign in here, right? As the person/thing they're dressed as, so people know who all's here, don'tcha think? Plus, I s'pose we'll need at least one wall in one o' the rooms to show our b-movies, so as everybody can watch their alter-egos on the silver screen."

“Oh, that’s a must,” Geordie agrees. “We’ll have to set that up in the space-ship room. All them nobs and gears and screens and blinkin’ lights. Techno up the wazoo! You get that room, my clone of the outer space!”

"Ta! And don't forget the Tokyo skyline in the background - hmm, maybe we could kinda rig that in the background of the graveyard room. Needs some cheap, stringy cobwebs there, some pie-tin flyin' saucers in the space room. That it?"

He scratches his chin and shrugs. “Dunno. We’ll prob’ly think of it along the way. Let’s go crackin!”

A coupla hours later, the Maison Mischief is total and proper brill, it is, and it's time to go put on our b-movie wear. Geordie and I adjourn to separate dressing rooms in our private private room and get to it.

I pull off the work-ish duds and toss 'em on the cushioned bench there, choosin' to work on my hair first. A few minutes and a few intensifed spells later, ya could mistake me for a Malfoy, ya could, blonde as I am. I tug on the tight white trousers and shirt, tuckin' it so that my name is straight and glaring across my chest. The black and red space captain-ish sorta jacket goes over top and I tuck a toy ray-gun in my back waistband for good measure. (Woulda tucked it in my back pocket, but these trousers play snugbuns a bit too serious-like.) The final touch? Takes a moment, but I work the spell on my front teeth so that each time I crack a smile, a brilliant, twinkling glint sparks off 'em. Then I look myself up and down, front and back in the mirror.

Flash Gordon, eat your heart out!

Now to see what Geordie's got himself up to.

When Geordie comes out, he's surrounded by a halo o' teased, messed, frizzy hair standin' out about a foot around his head, like 'e stuck a fork in a muggle electrics socket. He's taunted out 'is whiskers so'z he's got a five o'clock shadow ten times over, and he's done somethin' to 'is eyes so he looks half-crazed. The labcoat 'e's got on is white, ratty, with frayed threads, some burn holes, and half a dozen pretty sizable violent chemical splotches. His shoulder's smokin' too.

We check ourselves in the mirror in our secret hide-away in the back of the Maison.

“Well, Clone, shall we?” I say, strikin’ a classic Flash pose.

“Just a mo, my cloniest,” Georgie says, reachin’ into a pocket hidden behind a distinctly nasty large rotten tomato-lookin’ stain, and pulls out a great big envelope, which ‘e hands to me.

The moment I open the envelope and slip the card out, Marvin pops up, his gnarly ray-gun pointed right at my noggin. Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be a kaboom. Then I open up the card and there’s a room-shakin’ KABOOM, and soon as the dust clears, I read the little clone-written inscription in the card.

To the greatest April Fools prank ever.


“Aww, George,” I say and grab ‘im up in a clone-crushin’ hug. His big fluff o’ hair envelopes my head and a few strands get in my nose. “Thanks. You know you’re the best prank ever, too.”

“Takes one ta know one, Clone,” he says, smackin my back. “Let’s go out and prank the daylights outta the world!”



Posted by: nm_astrea (nm_astrea)
Posted at: April 2nd, 2009 04:31 am (UTC)
twins party

"Hugs?" I grin broadly at this, "Hugs are always good! I used to play frisbee with my Uncle when I was younger...I made one out of material around a wire frame with a hole in the middle...I wasn't good at catching, kept bruising my hands, but I could get my arm through the hole in mid-air much easier."

"Arm through the hole?" he asks, perplexed.

"Yeh...like instead of a solid disc it was just a circle of material, stretched around a wire frame..." I explain, giving up on trying to demonstrate with my hands and taking out my wand, drawing the basic outline with a blue fuzzy glow in mid-air.

“Ooooh.” He nods, though I can see his excitement when I perform the spell. “I use solid plastic discs. I’m used to the weight and the balance of them, I guess.”

"I tried with those...kept cracking my knuckles on them, until one time I split my knuckels open clean as if I'd punched a wall...Uncle Remus healed it for me and we made the cloth frisbee." I tell him with a smile, "Though haven't used it in years."

He cringes. "Yeah, I can see how you would switch to cloth, but as I've used the hard plastic my whole life, I really can't get used to anything else. The balance change just throws me off."

"How long have you been in England for? I mean that accent it's American yes?" I ask, looking around at the other costumes here...maybe he's right, I really don't look that rediculous all things considered.

"Yes, I'm originally from Colorado," he explains. "I moved here in June last year."

"Nearly a year then...what's it like in America?" I ask curiously. Apart from going to Spain with Nina, and a brief day-trip to visit Niclos at Durmtsrang, I've never left the country

"It's...hard to say," he says with a shrug. "Being the place I lived all my life...and America's so different, every place you go. I've only ever been in Colorado."

"Sound as bad as me...except I've only ever lived in London all my life...same street and everything...I think we might have had a different place when I was first born but I don't really remember it. Then Mum got her shop and we lived in the flat upstairs...then I moved in with my friend and her brother a few doors down...now we live in a flat by the Leaky Cauldron."

"By the where?"

"Pub at the entrance to Diagon Alley? Ohh...can you not see it? Being a Muggle I mean?"

"Oh, the pub next to the bookstore?" he asks, then shakes his head. "No, I haven't been able to see it, and believe me, I've tried."

I giggle at this and shake my head, "Uber magic on that...you're not supposed to...though you'd probably see it from the magic side."

"Yeah, though that archway distracts me every time," he tells me sheepishly.

"I don't get into Muggle London often," I tell him, "But the spells don't work on me anyway...shame because I'd be quite curious to see their effects, knowing something was there and not seeing it..."

"Oh, I'm used to the infuriating futility of it," he says with a shrug. "I did have to manage through school, after all."

"Through school...I don't understand..." I frown slightly, wondering how school is involved.

"Oh...yeah, sorry. I forget. I have...problems concentrating. I forget easily. I forget who I've told what as you can see."

"Oh...well we did only just meet today," I point out, then spot another...figure...someone that tall could only be Ron. "Oh, excuse me, do you mind? I need to try and corner your flatmate for a minute...but maybe we can talk later if we can find each other in this crowd...if not I will hopefully talk to you another time soon, I've enjoyed meeting you."

"It was a pleasure meeting you as well," he agrees with a friendly smile.

I hold my arms out for a quick hug, grinning as I do, and he accepts, hugging me back, before I try to dodge my way through the crowd to catch up with Ron...really beginning to wish this ray-gun did more than project pretty lights onto the nearest surface. I get nearly to him before the crowd shifts again and I yelp, finding myself wedged well and truly between a wall and a table somehow...I roll my eyes and duck under the table, managing to grab a handful of black fur fabric before I get swamped again.

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